You Cannot Make This Up

Jun 23

Swamp-Thing hires Green Water to clear up Actual Green Water

2 Comments

I hadn't heard the part about Green Water. Rich. Swamp creatures are coming out in such number it's like something out of Jurassic Park.

I know, this piece is just too frickin' much. It would be hilarious if our very democracy wasn't in such a precarious place.

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